Wednesday, August 26, 2009

5 minute - Management Course

5 minute - Management Course



Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel andruns downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman dropsher towel and stands naked in front of Bob, aftera few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel andgoes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining tocredit and risk with your shareholders in time,you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing hergown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly hadan accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg..

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, rememberPsalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the fleshis weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I wantto be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, withouta care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want tobe in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of PinaColadas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson 5
A person was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the person, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The person pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the person was proudly perched at the top of the tree..

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, whoshot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but itwon't keep you there..

Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lays there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep
your mouth shut!




Congratulations! !! THIS ENDS YOUR 5 MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Friday, August 21, 2009

Lets Know about Some Modern Islamic Scholars and Philosophers

Lets Know about Some Modern Islamic Scholars and Philosophers

Yusuf qrdawi


Imam Shaeed hasan al banna


Nasiruddin al albani


Muhammad abduh






Muhamma rashid rida


muammad al ghazali


Jamal al din al alghani

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

RULERS OF MOST MUSLIM COUNTRIES. LACKEYS OF ..............

RULERS OF MOST MUSLIM COUNTRIES.

LACKEYS OF ..............

by Ltheef Farook


Political and social changes in Turkey and their impacts in the region and beyond was the theme of a lecture organised by the website seylanmuslims. com at the Ranmuthu Hotel ,Colpetty on Wednesday 5 August 1009.

The historical aspect was dealt by Latheef Farook, senior journalist and author with more than a quarter century of working experience in the Middle East while senior journalist Ameen Izzadeen spoke about the overall changes now sweeping in Turkey. The lecture was followed by a stimulating question and answer session.



Dealing with the historic aspect and the forces that brought down the Othman Empire Latheef Farook had this to say;



In the little more than 14 century history of Islam and Muslims there have been many important periods such as 89 year rule of Omayyad in Damascus, 508 year Abbasid caliphate in Baghdad described as the Centre of Civilisation when Western Europe was in the dark ages, tenth century Fatimid dynasty in Egypt and North Africa, Muslim rule in Spain, Mughal rule in India and the Turkey’s vast Ottoman Empire.



Though the Abbasid caliphate was described as the Golden period of Islam, the Turkish Empire remains, the most glorious Islamic history .Othman Empire included North Africa covering Egypt that included Syria and Lebanon, Libya, Tunisia. Algeria and beyond. Over a period, they brought the entire Middle East under their rule. So much so Sheriff of Makka voluntarily offered the keys to the Holy City after which Othman Sultans assumed the title of Caliph of Islam.



Expanding towards Europe, they brought Romania, Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Greece, Albania, Cyprus, part of Hungary, Poland and Russia’s Crimean coast under their rule. They even reached the gates of Vienna and Paris. In the process, Mohammed 11 conquered Constantinople, the capital of Christian world and overthrew the Byzantine Empire. Constantinople, called Islambul during Othman rule was changed to Istanbul since the Othman Rule was brought down.



Second half of 16th century was regarded as the peak of the Othman Empire .In one of the unique records of dynastic history the first ten Othman Sultans provided able men of rare intelligence that enabled them to expand and build their empire uninterrupted. However, the subsequent rulers were found incompetent, degenerates and misfits leading to its decline of the empire in the 18th century.



The process of decline of the empire began with Napoleon’s invasion of Egypt in 1798. It was also the period when Europe started surging ahead following industrial revolution, technological advancement and the establishment of new colonies that brought them immense wealth. After establishing their colonies in Asia, Africa and Latin America, the two main European colonial powers ,Britain and France, wanted to bring under their control Muslim countries in the Middle East that were under Othman Rule.



By 1900 the Christian West led by Britain and France established upper hand in its political and military struggle against the Muslim world and began manipulating to topple Othman Empire.



It was the time, around early 20th century, Ottoman Empire was reduced to a ragged shadow of its former greatness. From 1889 onwards, opposition by a clandestine group called Young Turks began to intensify against the Ottoman ruler and a coup to overthrow him was crushed in 1896. However, the movement continued .In 1906 revolutionary cells were formed by serving military officers. The first was by Mustafa Kemal in Damascus.



In a related development, during the second half of 19th century, Jews mastered Turkish language, pretended to have embraced Islam and changed their names though they remained faithful to Judaism. They, together with Christians and Alavis, managed to get into key positions in the armed forces and the bureaucracy only to emerge as a state within state.



Meanwhile Jews in Europe mooted the idea of establishing a separate state in Palestine .In 1897 the first World Zionist Jewish Congress in Geneva decided to establish a racist Jewish state in Palestine after driving out the sons of the soil, Palestinians, in violation of all accepted norms and human decency.



They sent delegation after delegation to persuade Othman Sultan to allow them to colonise Palestine with migrant Jews. These requests were turned down by Sultan. Therefore the Jews too needed to topple Othman rule to clear the obstacle to achieve their dream - a Jewish state. Thus, the Zionist Jews got together with Britain and France to work together round the clock to remove Othman Sultan.



As part of this sinister conspiracy Jews, Britain and France manipulated to put the gullible Arabs rulers against Turkey that was already under political turmoil and lost most of its European colonies. At a time when desperate efforts were made to save what was left of the empire Mustafa Kemal was appointed on 19 May 1919, as the inspector general of the ninth army in the Black Sea Coastal Town of Samsun. Nevertheless, he betrayed and turned against Ottoman ruler.



It was under these circumstances that Turkey was proclaimed a Republic on 29 October 1923 with Mustafa Kemal of Young Turks as its President. The Turkish people wanted to retain Ottoman Sultan as constitutional monarch. However, Mustafa Kemal and the Jewish and British forces behind him forced Sultan to flee the country into exile. The virtual power remained in the armed forces while the bureaucracy was dominated by Jews and Alavis.



After almost a century today it was not clear how Mustafa Kemal emerged so powerful to overthrow the Othman Sultan whose soldiers fought valiantly against British invaders and sacrificed their lives. The talk is that Britain and Jews bought over Mustafa Kemal, toppled Othman rule and placed him in power. Up to date the circumstance under which Mustafa Kemal assumed power was not told to the world.



History, as we all know, has been written by winners and not losers. In the case of Mustafa Kemal’s rise to power, so far we only know the version written by the Jews and Britain who were masters in the field of twisting and distorting history to suit their interests as they do even today. There was hardly a book giving the Othman ruler’s side of the story. In fact writing such a book perhaps may be regarded as treason warranting death sentence.



Once in power Mustafa Kemal, backed by his armed forces and bureaucracy ,introduced some of the draconian sets of laws aimed at erasing Othman history and eliminating Islam from Turkish society.



Under the guise of secularism and westernisation, Mustafa Kemal abolished caliphate and Sharia laws despite 99 percent of the population being Muslims. Instead he introduced a new legal code that combined Swiss civil, Italian Penal and the German commercial codes.



Polygamy was declared illegal and civil marriage and divorce were recognised.



The clause in the constitution stating that the religion of the Turkish state is Islam was deleted .Public use of Arabic letters were banned and, in its place introduced Latin based alphabet turning overnight the entire population illiterate. All religious schools, girl’s schools, sacred tombs and several places of worship were closed. A new law requiring Turks to adopt surname was introduced .Pilgrimage to Makka was banned. Sunday was made the official holiday instead of Friday. Hundreds of thousands of religious scholars were massacred.



Thousands of mosques were destroyed. All religious titles such as sheikh or dervish were abolished and Islamic calendar was replaced with the Gregorian calendar.



He changed the role of women in society. As early as 1924 coeducation of girls and boys was introduced, active and passive female suffrage granted, introduced first Miss Turkey contest in 1929 and opened public beaches to women. The deliberate dissolution of Othman Islamic culture was completed with the establishment of Turkish Historical Society to rewrite history, brainwash the people and mislead the world.



Caliphate was abolished on 3 March 1924 and in 1928 state was made officially secular.



Even today, a Muslim woman cannot wear Hijab in the government offices while girls were not allowed to wear Hijab in schools, colleges and universities. They remove the Hijab before entering the offices, schools and other such places and put on when they leave. Government employs preachers and muezzins in all mosques. Religious people played an important role in the society under Othman rule. However, they were eliminated.



A person may be worst Muslim. However, he would never go to this extent to challenge the Almighty Allah by trying wipe out His message- Islam. Only Jews defied Allah. However, this was what Mustafa Kemal, his armed forces and bureaucracy had done and still doing.



Today, 86 years later, comes the answer to this unresolved mystery. Widespread belief in Turkey is that Mustafa Kemal was not a Muslim but a Jew from Romania. People in Turkey confide that Jews and Alavis who constitute less than one percent of the population have controlled, and still control, the military and the bureaucracy. They were never interested in the welfare of the people or the country. Their only interest has been to protect their power base and luxury lifestyle.



As a result today the anti people and anti Muslim military and the bureaucracy remain on one side while the government and the people on the other.



This is the situation in Turkey! What about the plight of other Muslims countries in Middle East?



During the First World War, Britain and France, asked the Arab rulers to support them against the Muslim Ottoman Turks, promising them a kingdom comprising the entire Fertile Crescent, which included present day Lebanon, Israel, Jordan and Syria. The Arabs trusted and supported Britain that, after the war, betrayed them. Instead, Britain helped Jews who had not even set foot on Palestinian soil to set up a Jewish state in the Muslim dominated Palestine. They threw the Palestinians into refugee camps in neighbouring countries, where they still live in appalling conditions.



Entering Jerusalem to occupy Palestine on December 9, 1917, Britain’s Sir Edmund Allenby arrogantly declared “THE CRUSADES HAVE ENDED TODAY”. The so-called friend of the Arabs, T. E. Lawrence, widely known as Lawrence of Arabia, visiting Allenby’s headquarters described Allenby’s entry into Jerusalem as the Supreme Moment of the War.





Under the secret Sykes-Picot Agreement signed on May 1916, Britain, France and Russia arrogated themselves the right to inherit the defeated and dismembered Ottoman Empire. They drew the political boundaries with little regard to the Arab wish, divided the Arab world into spheres of British and French influences and installed puppet regimes, almost all of them secular and often at loggerheads with one another, but serving their masters in Britain, Washington and Paris controlled directly and indirectly by powerful and ruthless Jewish lobbies.



Under this scheme Palestine, now turned into Israel, Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, the Gulf countries and even Iraq were brought under Britain while the entire North Africa ranging from Tunisia, Algeria., Libya , Morocco, Lebanon and Syria were handed over to France.



Both Britain and France installed their puppets as rulers who even today serve them obediently. For example in Syria, around 95 percent of the population have been Sunni Muslims while Alavis constitute the remaining four percentage. France carefully screened, selected and placed in power Alavis and even today the armed forces, bureaucracy and the government itself were controlled by the Alavis while the Sunnis remain a voiceless and powerless majority. This explains why Syria killed more than 30,000 Sunnis in Hama and around 30,000 Palestinians in Tel Al Zatar.



In yet another example, Britain and the Zionist Jews concluded a Treaty of Friendship in 1916 with Abdul Aziz Ibn Al Saud, who had established his control over Nejd with the capture of Riyadh early in the last century.



The Ottomans lost control over Makka and Jeddah before losing Madina in 1919. Four days after the abolition of the caliphate on 3 March 1924 in Ankara, Shareef Hussein, who was appointed Shareef of Makka by the Ottoman rulers declared himself the Caliph of Makka on 7 March 1924. The purpose was to turn the caliphate system as the rallying point for Muslims all over the world.



This would have been a historic opportunity to rehabilitate the Muslim world and revive Islam. However, alarmed Britain and the Zionist Jews armed, financed and got Abdel Aziz Ibn Al Saud to attack Shareef Hussein, capture Makka and the surrounding areas and establish the Saudi Wahhabi rule that was not favourable to the system of caliphate.



In return, Al Saud family has been obediently and shamelessly collaborating with Washington, London, Paris and the Zionist Jews in all their conspiracies against Islam and Muslims. This also include the Zionist sponsored and Anglo American implemented wars such as Iraq-Iran war, Gulf war to evict Iraqi troops from Kuwait, United States and United Kingdom spearheaded war on Iraq, Afghanistan and the December 2008/January 2008 Israeli carnage in Gaza to cite a few.



Meanwhile Egypt, once in the forefront in the struggle against Zionism, has now become satellite state of Israel. Egypt’s oppressive Dictator Hosni Mubarak has openly supported and assisted all Judeo Christian conspiracies against the Arabs and Muslims. Disgraceful state of affairs was such that there were reports that Israel, Palestine Authority, Egypt. Saudi Arabia and Jordan planned for six long months in Amman the Israel attack on Gaza. Egypt’s Dictator Hosni Mubarak described by the blind Egyptian cleric Sheikh Abdul Rahman as the “obedient dog of the West”, blessed the then Zionist foreign minister in Cairo 48 hours before Israel began its massacre of Palestinians in Gaza.



In Pakistan former dictator turned President Pervez Musharraf slaughtered his own people to please Bush-Blair crusaders. His successor in a sham of a democracy worked out by the Americans Asif Sardari , better known as Mr Ten Percent and was accused of murdering his own brother in law Murtaza Bhutto besides many other crimes, is no better as he is also shedding innocent Pakistani blood to please his masters in the West especially Washington.



Today the Zionist Jews set the agenda and the Arab rulers follow obediently under pressure from their masters in Washington, London and France. This is the shameful state of affairs in the Muslims countries where the rulers constitute some of the most oppressive dictators in the world .Their prime concern has been to protect their power at any cost and not the welfare of the people or the country. This is the tragic plight of the countries in the Middle East.









What about the position of Muslims in the vast Central Asian region? What happened in Turkey happened here too.



While the Jews and Britain were manipulating to bring down Othman rule in Turkey during the early 19th century, there came the Bolshevik revolution in Russia overthrowing Tsar and establishing an atheist communist regime. Prominent leaders of this movement were Karl Marx and Lenin who were all Jews.



As they did in the case of Turkey, the Jewish dominated communist regime in Moscow completely banned all religious activities .Thus the Muslim population in the entire Central Asian region were deprived of their right to practise their religion .In fact Islam was crushed and Muslims were brainwashed to be atheist.



In the aftermath of the collapse of the former Soviet Union in 1990, Christian East bloc countries such as Bulgaria, Romania, Poland, Hungary, Chechoslavakia and Yugoslavia were allowed to go free and even join the European Union and NATO. However, the Central Asian Muslim countries such as Uzbekistan, Khazakistan, Kirgystan, Turkeminsitan Azerbaijan and the like were brutally kept under Russian grip with a façade of an organization called Commonwealth of Independent States; CIS. Thus, they were deprived of the freedom, which was given to the East bloc Christian countries. Chechens Muslims tried for autonomy and their fate is common knowledge. This oppression continues all over central Asia.



This is the plight of what we call the Muslim world that is controlled by London, France, Washington and Russia.



Under the circumstances, how can the innocent Muslims protect themselves from the Judeo-Christian crusade unleashed under the guise of war against terrorism, as it happens in Iraq, Afghanistan, Palestine, Somalia and other places, while the puppet rulers in Muslim countries turn blind eyes? In this Jewish sponsored murderous campaign to demonise Islam and justify killing Muslim the Zionist Jews, Christian West, RSS Hindu in India and the communists , have got together while rulers in Muslim countries who have brought the Muslims to the brink of graveyards shamelessly collaborate. Ends

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

India Vs Pakistan

Written by a Pakistani journalist about India

Here's what is happening in India :

The two Ambani brothers can buy 100 percent of every company listed on the Karachi Stock Exchange (KSE) and would still be left with $30 billion to spare. The four richest Indians can buy up all goods and services produced over a year by 169 million Pakistanis and still be left with $60 billion to spare. The four richest Indians are now richer than the forty richest Chinese.

In November, Bombay Stock Exchange's benchmark Sensex flirted with 20,000 points. As a consequence, Mukesh Ambani's Reliance Industries became a $100 billion company (the entire KSE is capitalized at $65 billion). Mukesh owns 48 percent of Reliance.

In November, comes Neeta's birthday. Neeta turned forty-four three weeks ago. Look what she got from her husband as her birthday present: A sixty-million dollar jet with a custom fitted master bedroom, bathroom with mood lighting, a sky bar, entertainment cabins, satellite television, wireless communication and a separate cabin with game consoles. Neeta is Mukesh Ambani's wife, and Mukesh is not India 's richest but the second richest.

Mukesh is now building his new home, Residence Antillia (after a mythical, phantom island somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean ). At a cost of $1 billion this would be the most expensive home on the face of the planet. At 173 meters tall Mukesh's new family residence, for a family of six, will be the equivalent of a 60-storeyed building.. The first six floors are reserved for parking. The seventh floor is for car servicing and maintenance. The eighth floor houses a mini-theatre. Then there's a health club, a gym and a swimming pool. Two floors are reserved for Ambani family's guests. Four floors above the guest

floors are family floors all with a superb view of the Arabian Sea . On top of everything are three helipads. A staff of 600 is expected to care for the family and their family home.

In 2004, India became the 3rd most attractive foreign direct investment destination. Pakistan wasn't even in the top 25 countries.

In 2004, the United Nations, the representative body of 192 sovereign member states, had requested the Election Commission of India to assist the UN in the holding elections in Al Jumhuriyah al Iraqiyah and Dowlat-e Islami-ye Afghanistan . Why the Election Commission of India and not the Election Commission of Pakistan? After all, Islamabad is closer to Kabul than is Delhi .

For the record:

12 percent of all American scientists are of Indian origin;

38 percent of doctors in America are Indian;

36 percent of NASA scientists are Indians;

34 percent of Microsoft employees are Indians;

28 percent of IBM employees are Indians.

Sabeer Bhatia created and founded Hotmail.

Sun Microsystems was founded by Vinod Khosla..

The Intel Pentium processor, that runs 90 percent of all computers, was fathered by Vinod Dham.

Rajiv Gupta co-invented Hewlett Packard's E-speak project.

Four out of ten Silicon Valley start-ups are run by Indians.

Bollywood produces 800 movies per year

six Indian ladies have won Miss Universe/Miss World titles over the past 10 years.

Azim Premji, the richest Muslim entrepreneur on the face of the planet, was born in Bombay and now lives in Bangalore .

India now has more than three dozen billionaires; Pakistan has none (not a single dollar billionaire) .

The other amazing aspect is the rapid pace at which India is creating wealth. In 2002, Dhirubhai Ambani, Mukesh and Anil Ambani's father, left his two sons a fortune worth $2.8 billion. In 2007, their combined wealth stood at $94 billion.. On 29 October 2007, as a result of the stock market rally and the appreciation of the Indian rupee, Mukesh became the richest person in the world, with net worth climbing to US$63.2 billion (Bill Gates, the richest American, stands at around $56 billion).

Indians and Pakistanis have the same Y-chromosome haploid group. We have the same genetic sequence and the same genetic marker (namely: M124). We have the same DNA molecule, the same DNA sequence. Our culture, our traditions and our cuisine are all the same. We watch the same movies and sing the same songs. What is it that Indians have and we don't?

INDIANS ELECT THEIR LEADERS

And also to mention: They think of construction of own nation, unlike nations who are just concerned with destruction of others.